In the Immortal Words of Billy Ray Valentine: MERRY NEW YEAR!

In the Immortal Words of Billy Ray Valentine: MERRY NEW YEAR!

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Merry New Year!
Merry New Year!

At Christmastime we reflect on God’s grace and the Miracle of the Baby. It’s also a time to count our many blessings, as well as offering charity, love, and compassion to those who are suffering, hurting, sick, destitute, or lonely.

Nobody’s life is perfect. We all fall short of God’s grace, and we all have struggles. I pray that no matter who you are, life is an awesome journey and a blessing for you.

For the New Year—can you BELIEVE it’s 2017!!—everyone tends to make resolutions they will break within a few weeks.

So, instead of making a list of things I’ll ignore by next Friday—like giving up mocking the mental state of liberals–I’ve instead come up with my wishes for 2017.

First and foremost, I wish from the bottom of my heart that the Democrat National Committee chooses the radical leftist, CAIR, Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas-affiliated Rep. Keith Ellison to take over the beleaguered party chairmanship vacated by corrupt Debbie Wasserman Schultz and CNN cheating hack Donna Brazille. There truly is no better choice.

Muslim Brotherhood, CAIR, and Hamas-affiliated Rep. Keith Ellison shilling for Palestinians. Perfect choice for DNC Chairman!
Muslim Brotherhood, CAIR, and Hamas-affiliated Rep. Keith Ellison shilling for Palestinians. Perfect choice for DNC Chairman!

Secondly, I strongly encourage Hollywood liberals to keep at it. Keep making insipid PSAs about encouraging high-minded conservatives to fight the Trump agenda.

It worked so well before the election—when the Smartest People in the Room told everyone to be like the cool kids. Or, during the recount—where Trump picked up more votes, and during the certification of the election by the Electoral College—where Hillary Clinton LOST more electors.

The ultra-sanctimonious Debra Messing, who should probably stick to browbeating NBC into bringing back the awful Will and Grace instead of making PSAs.
The ultra-sanctimonious Debra Messing, who should probably stick to browbeating NBC into bringing back the awful Will and Grace instead of making PSAs.

You are truly the voice of reason in a sea of Trump-inspired insanity, Hollywood. After all, Americans should look no further for political guidance than art school blowhards who play pretend for a living and deliver smug recitations on the wisdom of Alexander Hamilton because there is currently a play on Broadway about him.

Third, and this is key: the media should double down on assuming half the country is full of idiot hayseeds who marry their sisters and burn crosses every night out in the woods.

Without their tireless smearing of hardworking Americans who simply want current immigration laws enforced, a secure border, demolition of Islamic terrorists, and good paying jobs, liberal elites won’t know to whom to direct their Twitter rants on a daily basis.

ABC's Martha Raddatz, who actually CRIED REAL TEARS when Trump won on election night. Keep it up!
ABC’s Martha Raddatz, who actually CRIED REAL TEARS when Trump won on election night. Keep it up!

I know 2017 will be tough for you, liberals. I know your greatest fear is that President Trump is successful. He will be.

Buckle up, buttercups!

About the author

Angela Box was born in Oklahoma City to a family of righteous fighters for truth and liberty. She moved to Los Angeles after college to pursue acting, but her heart always lay with politics. She later became an elementary school teacher and, after the state of California fell apart in 2009, moved to Houston to work as an educator. In September, 2014 she returned to her love of politics as a contributor to the late-night cable access show “Tommy’s Garage” which unwittingly turned her into a media target. She was forced to leave her teaching career and sued Quanell X, the leader of the Houston New Black Panther Party, for defamation of character after he published a city-wide press release with an invented, racist quote attributed to her. Angela now works for a political consultant and is a regular contributor on Fox 26 in Houston and the Sam Malone Radio Show. Angela loves reading, writing, working out, yoga, big salads, lip gloss, and being a Texas transplant--because here, they eat liberals for breakfast. For more original content, please visit Angela's Soap Box at www.AngelasSoapBox.com. (Googling her name will also bring up lots of liberal hate posts, so that's fun, too!)

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